About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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vagina is talking i cant
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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