belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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