yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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