I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
my poor anus
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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