When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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