I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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