Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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