she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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