i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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