Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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