Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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