He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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