so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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