i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
