idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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