wanna go halves on a baby?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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