Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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