Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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