Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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