If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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