Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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