What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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