Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just google imaged poop.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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