I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My ass is underappreciated
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize