I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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