Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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