I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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