Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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