Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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