i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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