Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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