This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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