if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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