Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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