I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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