I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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