if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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