we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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