Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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