If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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