the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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