Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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