I only kidnapped one of them. chill
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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