the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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