If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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