just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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