I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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