the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
