Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the day after is always just damage control
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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