3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
why didn't you poke me back
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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