You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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